After a viral video from Friday night at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia appeared to show feces left near seats, Noah Kahan posted a blunt reminder on X: if nature calls, go to the restroom and don’t leave “a stool sample” for venue staff. He also joked abo
Noah Kahan’s stadium tour is off and running, but the opening show in Philadelphia came with an uninvited viral moment—and a very direct message from the singer.
After a video circulated online that appeared to show alleged feces near seats following his concert Friday night at Citizens Bank Park. the “The Great Divide” tour began with a problem Kahan didn’t sugarcoat. He turned to X with what he called “A #1 rule for #2s at his stadium tour. ” urging fans not to leave anything behind in the seating area.
Kahan’s post hit quickly: “HOLY CRAP … PLEASE DON’T POOP IN MY CONCERT SEATS.”
Trying to keep the focus on the fix. he added. “I’ve pooped my pants as much as the next 29 year old.” Then he shifted back to the practical reality of what this puts on people working the venue. “there’s a venue worker out there with a 1000 yard stare after dealing with that. ” he wrote. framing it as a request to spare stadium staff from dealing with the fallout.
The message spread fast as fans laughed at Kahan’s blunt honesty and his admission that embarrassing bathroom mishaps aren’t exactly rare for him. The timing didn’t help the situation either: the viral clip became a hot topic after videos circulated showing what appeared to be human feces near the seating area at Citizens Bank Park. TMZ has not independently verified what the substance in the videos actually was. but the imaging. as people shared it. seemed hard to ignore.
For now, the story has left a clear question hanging in the air. Kahan’s team reached out to Citizens Bank Park for verification about the brown substance, and so far there’s been no word back.
The tour may have started with music fans came to hear, but Kahan’s point was unmistakable as the internet ran with the clip: enjoy the show—just don’t leave any “surprises” behind for the cleanup crew.
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That’s honestly disgusting, like why would anyone even think that’s ok?
So wait they didn’t even confirm it’s real? But everybody’s like “yep poop,” cmon. Also why is he joking about pooping his pants… feels weirdly on-brand for TikTok now.
I kinda feel bad for the venue workers though, that 1000 yard stare is too real. But the video going around is gonna make people do it just to be funny, watch.
This is why I don’t go to stadiums, too many people, too much chaos. If it’s not verified, then maybe it was like… chocolate pudding or something? Idk. Either way, Noah should’ve just told them to use the restroom, not make it like a whole #1 rule thing. Sounds like the tour is “off and running” in the wrong direction lol.