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Colbert Bids Farewell to ‘Late Show’ With Swan Song

Stephen Colbert closed his 11-year run at CBS with a series finale of “The Late Show” packed with celebrity cameos, a multiverse wormhole disaster, and a Beatles moment—after he’d spent the evening steering the “goodbye” into jokes about Paramount, CBS, and a

For the final time, Stephen Colbert walked onstage to do what he has done for 11 years—only this time, the “mostly by-the-books” episode came with an interdimensional threat.

“We like to think every episode of ‘The Late Show’ is kind of special. and we thought the best way to celebrate what we’ve done over the last 11 years is just do a regular episode where I come out here and talk about the national conversation. ” Colbert said. setting the tone for a goodbye built on familiarity and punchlines.

“This show, I want you to know, has been a joy for us to do for you,” he added.

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Then his final monologue started taking detours in the way Colbert’s world always has—friends pushing to squeeze in as last guests. The host, who is a devout Catholic, teased that his final guest Pope Leo XIV canceled at the last minute. That left the seat open for Paul McCartney, who happened to be in the city. The appearance carried extra weight: The Beatles made their American debut at the Ed Sullivan Theater in 1964.

Colbert didn’t just deliver a farewell; he wrestled with an ominous green glitch that had been creeping through the series finale. He went backstage to address it in a pre-taped package—then brought in Neil deGrasse Tyson. who explained the wormhole’s logic with a bleak warning wrapped in cosmic rules.

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“ For instance, if a show is number one on late night and it also gets canceled,” Tyson said. “Your cancellation has created a riff in the comedy variety talk continuum, and if it grows, all of late night television could be destroyed.”

The portal didn’t keep its threat theoretical. It swallowed Tyson and a rogue Andy Cohen before the Strike Force Five—Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Kimmel. Seth Myers and John Oliver—convened to discuss what late night faces. When Colbert returned to the stage. the green portal emerged over his head. pulling in his crew. the audience. and eventually Colbert himself.

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When it was time to wrap the night, the show still found its way back to music. Colbert was joined by Elvis Costello, Jon Batiste and Paul McCartney to sing a quartet of Costello’s 1977 hit “Jump Up,” and then to move into The Beatles’ “Hello, Goodbye.”

The finale also landed with a wave of familiar faces, including cameos from Paul Rudd, Ryan Reynolds, Bryan Cranston, Tig Notaro, Tim Meadows and Elijah Wood. Jon Stewart—who hosts “The Daily Show”—appeared to deliver a final message from Paramount.

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“Paramount strongly believes in covering both sides of any black hole that is swallowing everything we know and love, and coverage must also include the positive aspects of the insatiable emptiness,” Stewart read.

The jabs didn’t stop. When Colbert spoke with McCartney, he asked what McCartney’s first impressions of America were.

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“America’s where all the music we loved came from, all the rock and roll, the blues, and the whole thing … America was just the land of the free, the greatest democracy. That was what it was,” McCartney said. “Still is, hopefully.”

The episode even threaded its comedy through a different legal headache earlier in the show. In Colbert’s “Meanwhile” segment. The Joy Machine—led by Louis Cato—delivered another dig at the network while Colbert read about the Peanuts music catalog. Colbert said the owner of the Peanuts music catalog filed lawsuits against those who illegally used the music. As the band played an iconic theme from the Charlie Brown catalog. Colbert reacted to the apparent joke falling into the same trap he had just described.

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“Louis is the band right now playing the same Peanuts music that I just said people are being sued for for using without permission?” Colbert said as the audience cheered. “Oh no, I hope this doesn’t cost CBS any money.”

Behind the surreal green portal and the star-studded music numbers sat the real reason Colbert’s run was ending. In January. CBS announced the final air date for “The Late Show.” The decision followed CBS’ announcement last summer that the program would end shortly after Colbert mocked Paramount’s $16 million settlement with President Donald Trump. calling it a “big fat bribe.”.

At the time, CBS executives said the cancellation decision was purely a financial one.

Since then, colleagues and supporters—including those beyond the audience that showed up Thursday night—have spoken out on Colbert’s behalf. David Letterman, who created “The Late Show” in 1993, told Colbert he had “every right to be pissed off” when Letterman appeared on the show last week.

By the end of Thursday’s episode, the show’s ending felt both theatrical and familiar—full of guests, full of music, and full of Colbert’s trademark ability to turn a farewell into a fight for one last laugh.

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4 Comments

  1. Did he really say Paramount and CBS stuff like that? I feel like that’s just corporate politics in a costume. Also the Pope joke… wasn’t the Pope like, super involved or am I mixing up shows lol.

  2. I don’t get why Neil deGrasse Tyson needed to be in a goodbye episode, but I guess celebs love staying relevant. Wait, Pope Leo XIV canceled at the last minute? Is that an actual Pope or like a fake character? And the Beatles part was cool but I’m confused if this all happened in some “wormhole” storyline or just random cameos.

  3. Beatles moment + wormhole disaster = the most 2020s finale ever lol. I swear half the article is like ‘green glitch’ and then it’s just jokes about networks. Like… did they cancel the show because of a glitch?? Or because CBS/Paramount can’t pay people? My brain can’t tell what’s real vs skit.

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