A family of 14 finally made it to Wisconsin Dells after more than a year of scheduling. The kids loved the rental’s indoor play setup, themed restaurants and standout tours—especially a duckboat ride. But rising costs for in-town attractions and a constant pus
When a family of 14 finally lands in Wisconsin Dells, the excitement can be immediate—then so can the fatigue.
In December, the writer’s parents gifted a family vacation to her siblings and her. The problem wasn’t the destination. It was getting everyone together. The family lives in different places. and with everyone’s schedules—especially now with 14 people in the group. including kids—it took over a year to get the trip booked.
The family had suggested ideas for various family-friendly destinations in the US. Then her stepsister mentioned she and her husband were heading to Wisconsin for a work trip. and the group’s plan pivoted toward Wisconsin Dells—a popular Midwest vacation spot known for natural beauty and kid-friendly attractions.
The city also carries a specific reputation: Wisconsin Dells is considered the “Water Park Capital of the World,” with a high concentration of both indoor and outdoor water parks, from Great Wolf Lodge to Land of Natura.
They found a vacation rental that fit their family, and the kids didn’t want to leave. The family stayed in a VRBO vacation rental in a quiet neighborhood within walking distance of town. They rented a two-story duplex connected by the garage. The main floors had expansive living rooms with large wall-mounted TVs. “perfect for watching the NBA finals as a family.” Each garage had kids’ play areas loaded with foosball tables. swing sets. play houses. and climbing structures. In the writer’s view. the rental became the highlight of the stay and the most kid-friendly place she’d ever stayed.
Yet even with a strong base, the trip ran into a pattern she didn’t love: Wisconsin Dells felt like a tourist trap, and the costs built quickly.
Walking down Broadway, the group encountered arcades such as Wild Fun Zone and interactive stops including Ripley’s Believe It or Not, Wizard Quest, and the “Cheese Ball Croquet” mini-golf course. Each option was designed for families, but the writer said the fun came with a price tag.
Many tickets for in-town attractions cost around $20 per kid and $30 or more per adult. By the time the family added snacks and other add-ons offered at each stop. she said they were dropping hundreds of dollars for what could be a couple of hours of entertainment. To keep control of spending, the family mostly chose not to partake and saved money for other activities.
On top of the ticket costs. she described a second pressure that wore on parents: souvenir and T-shirt shops appeared around nearly every corner. With kids asking to pop into another shop. buy an ice-cream cone. or try yet another claw machine. walking through town became “overwhelming.” By the end of the visit. she said it meant constantly saying no. After their first walk, the family decided to avoid the town’s more touristy parts.
Even so, the children kept finding joy in the destination. The writer said the over-the-top restaurants became a big hit with the kids.
Breakfast at Paul Bunyan’s Cook Shanty. she said. matched its theme exactly: a large wooden cabin with a towering statue of Paul Bunyan. plus all-you-can-eat family-style platters of pancakes. sausages. eggs. and doughnuts. Dinner brought two other well-known spots. The first night, they went to Moosejaw Pizza & Dells Brewing Co. The next night. they visited Buffalo Phil’s Pizza & Grille. a restaurant decorated with Lego. Star Wars. and Taylor Swift decor. Model trains delivered food and beverages to the table. and it was also connected to a massive arcade—something the kids reminded their adults about throughout dinner.
But for the writer, the novelty didn’t fully carry into adulthood. She said the menus felt repetitive, “a lot of pizzas and burgers,” and she found herself skipping the water parks in favor of enjoying the area’s natural beauty.
Her reasons were personal and logistical. She doesn’t consider herself a water-park person. and she burns super easily. making an entire day in the sun feel like punishment rather than vacation. Even though there were indoor options. water parks didn’t feel ideal for the group’s mixed ages—ranging from preschoolers to septuagenarians.
With kids ages 4 and 6 in the mix, she said water play required a lot of extra-close supervision around water. She also worried the younger children would be limited mostly to shallow splash areas and small slides.
Luck, in her telling, came from the fact that Wisconsin Dells isn’t only about water. Aside from being home to one of the largest water parks in the US—Noah’s Ark—she pointed to the area’s natural beauty: towering sandstone cliffs and pine-tree forests.
They experienced that beauty up close on a horse-drawn carriage ride with Lost Canyon Tours on Lake Delton. The ride lasted a mile-long trip through deep-cut sandstone gorges, which she described as feeling like a trip back in time.
After the carriage ride. the family saw the scenery again from the water on a duckboat tour with Original Wisconsin Ducks. Tickets felt pricey to her family of four: $120. Even so, she called it the best activity they did. The World War II-era amphibious boat carried them through fern-covered forests and into waterways including the Wisconsin River. Dell Creek. and Lake Delton. The kids enjoyed “driving through trails and in and out of the water.”.
By the end, the writer said Wisconsin Dells had something for everyone in their group of 14, from ages 4 to 74. She suggested the experience might have felt more complete if they were a water-park family, since water parks are the main attraction.
But her conclusion was blunt: as beautiful as the area was. the family had checked off a lot of what matched their interests. and she didn’t want to return to navigate the more touristy parts with kids again. “I wouldn’t go back at this point. ” she said. while adding that she was glad to experience the uniqueness of The Dells.
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14 people sounds like a lot even for a “vacation.”
I mean Wisconsin Dells is fun but prices always be wild. Like you think you’re budgeting for a day and then it’s suddenly $500 for one activity? Kids don’t care as much about the “tradeoffs” though lol.
Not gonna lie, I don’t get why they waited a year. If it was just duckboats and waterparks couldn’t they’ve gone sooner? Also “indoor play setup” makes it sound like a daycare, so I’m confused how that’s a vacation. Rising costs are probably because everyone was there at the same time right?
Every time I see these family trip stories I’m like… yeah that’s the problem. Getting everyone together is harder than the trip itself. Then add in costs for in-town stuff and suddenly you’re exhausted BEFORE you even get to the hotel. Duckboat ride sounds cool but I’d still be stressed with 14 people, like who’s counting tickets and snacks? I think step-family stuff already hard too and then vacation logistics makes it 10x worse.