Rosie O’Donnell’s revelation that she had a face-lift that cost more than she ever paid for a car is pure poetry. O’Donnell set her nip-and-tuck tale to verse in a Substack post on Tuesday in one of the more novel celebrity confessions. “I used to feel very strongly about facelifts,” she wrote in the poem. “Not casually – morally. / I had assigned myself as head / of all women who would never – ever.” But later, she said, “There’s a point where acceptance /
starts to feel like lying.” O’Donnell said she went through with a procedure in January to rejuvenate her lower face and neck, noting that she didn’t want to overdo it ― just look “less haunted.” The result, she noted, was a “slightly more well-rested emotionally stable version of me.” Other people’s reactions, however, were a different story. “And guess what – no one has noticed,” she wrote. “Not one person. / Not a friend, not a stranger, / not even people who owe me compliments
/ My teenager has not said a word. Nothing. / I went through a full existential feminist crisis, / had my face and neck surgically altered, / and the result is… zippo.” The guilt didn’t help, either. “It cost more money / Than I have ever paid for a car / such is my privileged place in this world,” she wrote. “And that feels almost shameful to me / The things I have – / Earned some say / But its the gross excess that
wounds me.” O’Donnell concluded on an upbeat note, noting that she’s “happier than I’ve been in years.” The comedian and “A League of Their Own” star applied for Irish citizenship last year, prompting a snide response from a rep for her longtime nemesis, President Donald Trump. “What great news for America!” the White House spokesperson wrote.
Rosie O'Donnell, Substack, facelift, surgery, lower face, neck rejuvenation, cost, Irish citizenship, Donald Trump
So basically she paid car money for a face… ok
I don’t even know if people were supposed to notice, she literally says they didn’t. Also the whole Irish citizenship Trump thing is weirdly tied together like it’s all one story.
Wait I thought she said she did it to look younger like immediately and then everyone would be like omg. But she’s saying no one noticed?? So was it even worth it lol. And Trump responded?? I’m lost.
Honestly I can’t with celebrity plastic surgery confessions. It’s like therapy but make it Botox money. She says it cost more than a car and I’m like… that means she coulda bought a decent used car and stopped worrying. Also if her teenager didn’t say anything that’s the most realistic part, kids are ruthless but quiet. Anyway, America this America that who cares about the Irish citizenship rep—sounds like headline drama.