Bear-proof logic turns viral as bird feeder joke spreads

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Electric fence, Eating, Bird feeder, Poultry, Livestock, Bird food, Bear 40 clicks;posted toMain »on 21 Jun 2026 at7:30 PM(4 minutes ago) | share: Copy Link 4 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest DrD’isInfotainment Smartest(2) Funniest(0) 4 hours ago Hahaha, I used to think it was pretty cool that there were bears in the woods surrounding my house until one morning I found a big bear scat
at the bottom of my kitchen stoop. Now when I go out at night I think about that massive pile of poop at my doorstep SpaceMonkey-66 Smartest(0) Funniest(0) 4 hours ago Bears are dicks. I will die on that hill Smartest(0) Funniest(0) under a minute ago Smartest(0) Funniest(0) under a minute ago DrD’isInfotainment: Hahaha, I used to think it was pretty cool that there were bears in the woods surrounding my house until one morning I found a big bear scat at the bottom of
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