Trillionaire Elon Musk says space is the ‘final frontier’ in his ongoing search to find someone who likes him, after exhausting all other known options on Earth. Musk, who has spent billions of dollars desperately trying to get people on his home planet to like him, said the successful IPO of his rocket company SpaceX will unlock vital funds for the project. “All I’ve ever wanted is for someone to like me,” Musk explained at the IPO in Texas. “Believe me, I’ve tried everything. I
bought a social media platform in an effort to find a friend. I decimated the US Civil service and gave the project a funny name so people would think I was cool, but that didn’t work. “Then I spent two years developing a piece of AI software so I could build an artificial girlfriend, but even she doesn’t like me. Space is my last remaining option. Statistically, someone out there has to find my jokes funny”. But astrophysicists are not so certain. “The observable universe
contains hundreds of billions of galaxies, each with billions of stars and planets, so the probability that there is life out there is incredibly high,” astrophysicist Brendan Klein said. “But, given that we know what a total wanker Elon Musk is, the chance that one of those life forms would want to hang out with him is actually vanishingly small”.
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So he’s launching jokes to space now?
I don’t get why everyone acts like space is a solution. Like just… don’t be weird? Also “decimated the US Civil service”?? feels like clickbait lol.
Brendan Klein sounds like he’s just hating. Probabilities and galaxies blah blah, but if there’s life out there wouldn’t they wanna meet a rich dude with rockets? Unless Musk already got rejected by the Earth crowd, which is kinda what it sounds like.
“Artificial girlfriend” like… so what, the AI ghosted him too? And the IPO unlocks funds, sure, but I thought SpaceX money was already coming from contracts and stuff. Also if he tried “everything” then that funny name thing was the problem? Idk I’m not even sure what’s being claimed anymore.